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Caddyshack Movie Quotes

Caddyshack quotes never seem to get old. At least in our family.  At one point, I think we had memorized all the Carl Spackler – Bill Murray Caddyshack quotes . Then there is one of the best and most famous Caddyshack quotes from Rodney Dangerfield “It looks good on you though!” Here are some of my all time favorite Caddyshack quotes including the Dalai Lama Caddy Shack quote and some of the Chevy Chase famous Caddyshack quotes and some classic Ted Night caddyshack quotes.

In the dressing room...

Ted Night Caddyshack Quotes – Judge Smails: “You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he’s been club champion for three years running and I’m no slouch myself.”

Chevy Chase Caddyshack Quotes – Ty Webb:  “Don’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.”

Near the clubhouse...

Sandy (Head Greenskeeper): “I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes – Carl Spackler:  “Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes

Sandy (Head Greenskeeper): “Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes – Carl Spackler:  “We can do that; we don’t even have to have a reason.

In the pro shop...

Rodney Dangerfield Caddyshack Quotes – Al Czervik: “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at Judge Smails who is wearing that same hat]

Rodney Dangerfield Caddyshack Quotes – Al Czervik: “Oh, it looks good on you though.

More Caddyshack movie quotes...

Rodney Dangerfield Caddyshack Quotes – Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion]  ” I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish, okay?

Christening his new dingy...
Judge Smails - Caddy Shack Quotes
Judge Smails – Caddy Shack Quotes

Ted Night Caddyshack Quotes – Judge Smails: “It’s easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you’ve got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
[chuckles several times]
Ted Night Caddyshack Quotes – Judge Smails: “Okay, Pookie. Do the honors.

In the locker-room...

Caddyshack Quotes Ted Night  – Judge Smails: “Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.

Smoke Porterhouse: “Yes judge, right away judge.

Carl Spackler's "house"...

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes – Carl Spackler:  “License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.

Carl Spackler's "house"...

Carl Spackler Caddyshack Quotes Bill Murray:  “This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Outside the Caddyshack...

Carl Spackler Caddyshack Quotes Bill Murray:  “So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

Angie D’Annunzio: “A looper?

Bill Murray Carl Spackler Caddyshack Quotes:  “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Outside the clubhouse...

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes:  “This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story… outta nowhere… Former greens-keeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Approaching the concession stand...

Spalding Smails (Ted Night’s charater’s son): “I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
[gets cut off by Judge Smails]
Judge Smails Ted Night Caddy Shack quote: “You’ll get nothing, and like it!

On the course...

Chevy Chase Caddyshack Quotes – Ty Webb:  “I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

Outside the clubhouse...

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes:  “I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

In Carl Spackler's house...

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes:  “I have to laugh, because I’ve outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I’ve gotta get inside this guy’s pelt and crawl around for a few days.”

Playing in the pouring rain...

Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes:  I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for quite awhile.

Bishop: “You’re right. Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life.

Thank you for reading some of the best and most famous Caddyshack movie quotes. Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga!

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